WARNING. DO NOT READ THIS POST WHILE EATING/DRINKING/FULL STOMACH/EMPTY STOMACH/WEAK HEART/ASTHMA/ETC
i am so bored. so i shall demonstrate the "art" of lian. well, i cant think of other talents. lol.
how to become a lian?!?!
first of all, find a side of your face that looks more photogenic (trust me, there's a difference. i can't tell but there is lol) secondly, take the photo from your best angle. lians take from 45 degrees so that it will enlargen their eyes and they'll look like elves. always remember to OPEN YOUR EYES and CLOSE YOUR MOUTH. also, you can press your chin towards your neck, to further enlargen your eyes. you may want to add the infamous COUNTING MOVES - you know, the one two three thingy.
OMGWTF ^@#$%^&*#%@& my hair looks like na la's (: yay!
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"Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold."
